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(1984) |
ey, it's not the first time a guy fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover whom she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground
Or, IS it?.
From the directors who gave us the absurdly hilarious "Airplane", "Top Secret" is a joke-a-minute spoof of everything from WWII spy movies to....Elvis! Per the Abrahams/Zucker/Zucker forte, this film is jam-packed with puns and visual gags throughout. Don't blink, or you will most likely miss something.
Val Kilmer stars as an Elvis-esque American heartthrob (what a stretch!) Nick Rivers, chart-topping pop star heading to East Germany to preside over a ceremonial festival when Leonard Bernstein becomes unavailable.
What Nick does not know is that the festival is only a ruse devised to conceal plans for...you guessed it...world domination!
Nick soon meets damsel in distress Hillary Flammond (Gutteridge), who reveals that her famous scientist father Dr. Flammond, inventor of the 'submarine magnet', has been kidnapped and coerced into developing the most deadly weapon in history, the 'polaris mine'.
Falling for Hillary, Nick decides to help her rescue her father and foil the evil plans of the East German High Command. The pair recruit the services of the French Underground Resistance, containing such quirky members as 'Déjà Vu', 'LaTrine' and 'Chocolate Mousse', and headed by none other than a long-lost former boyfriend of Hillary's (Nigel- played by Christopher Villiers, somewhat resembling ANOTHER Christopher in that era).
The resultant obvious(and hilarious) rivalry between the two male characters erupts, with Hillary stuck in the middle between her old flame and her new hero.
Don't miss the underwater barroom brawl, it's a classic!
Performing his outrageous hit songs throughout (catch at the beginning that Nick has four of the top five songs on the charts??!!), Nick rescues Dr. Flammond, throttles Nigel, squashes the East German Command, and gets the girl, all without getting a hair out of place, naturally.
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Val Kilmer does all his own singing in this film. Later, he will use his singing voice again in Oliver Stone's 1991 biopic 'The Doors'.
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The German bike messenger reigns up his motorbike like a horse. When he later removes his helmet, the straps remain attached to his face! -Thanks to Ian Gordon
There are a whole series of fake credits, including:
Worst Boy ........... Adolph Hitler The Third Man ....... Guido Reidy Focus Loader ........ Jack Williams Focus Puller ........ Tony Strachan Clapper Loader ...... John Fletcher Clapper Puller ...... Tom Brown Puller Clapper ...... Joe Taylor Clapper Clapper ..... Edward Davis Flipper Flapper ..... Jane Thomas Haberdasher ........ Helen Roberts Hey Diddle Diddle ... The Cat And The Fiddle Foreez .............. A Jolly Good Fellow
Michael Gough was "Alfred" in "Batman Forever" which also starred Val Kilmer as "The Caped Crusader". -Thanks to Louis Martinez
Top Secret was Val Kilmer's first film.
Halfway into the credits, Val Kilmer & the background singers literally stand up into the frame to continue singing the song playing to the credits.
The "German" that Nick learns in the train is not a language at all. Words like "Vlichtmitten", "Blitzen" or "Flachmatuche" are great fun for German listeners, but have no proper meaning. In the German-dubbed version, Val Kilmer learns a German dialect mainly spoken in the former GDR.
The black conductor calling for tickets in ostensible German is actually reciting the old Yiddish saying, "May you grow like an onion, with the head in the ground."
As Nick and the priest are being led to the electric chair, the priest says an incantation in Pig Latin: i"Ou-yay are-yay oing-gay o-tay y-fray in the air-chay, which translates to "You are going to fry in the chair".
After receiving an order, one of the German officers replies with, "Ich liebe Dich, mein Schatz," which translates to "I love you, my treasure."
The hotel in which the dance is held is called "Gei Schluffen." In Yiddish this means "go to sleep."
The scene in which the members of the French Underground Resistence are entering the prison is a mockery of the film "The Dirty Dozen". -Thanks to Slvia Mendoza
The scene where the truck barely touches a parked car's rear bumper and they both explode is allegedly a jibe at the Ford Motor Company, whose Ford Pinto was known to set on fire after only parking bumps, due to a design error. -Thanks to Martin
In the Hotel "Gei Schluffen", where Nick Rivers meets Hillary for the first time there is a point at which the waiter approaches the couple at the table. I believe he's handing them each a menu as he says to Nick:"Gei Kahken Ahfen Yahm". This is a Yiddish expression which translates literally as "Go Sh*t In The Ocean". My friend and I were the only two people in the theatre who burst out laughing when that line was spoken. People around us didn't understand what was so funny. -Thanks to Mark Lassman
Right at the very end when Hillary is saying goodbye to everyone she says "And I'll miss you most of all Scarecrow" and hugs a Scarecrow, which has been taken from The Wizard Of Oz. -Thanks to Bea Andrews
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| | | | The scene where Hillary and Nick go into the Swedish bookstore was staged, shot and then run backwards to make the dialogue sound "unique." If you record the scene and play it backwards, you will find all of the dialogue to be exactly what is shown in the subtitles except for the title of the book Hillary asks for. The title she actually asks for is "Europe On 5 Quaaludes A Day."
In Dr. Flammond's laboratory, the sound effects heard in the background are taken directly from Man in the White Suit, The (1951), which also featured Michael Gough.
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| | | Many of the indoor scenes in the movie were filmed at a theatre in Slough, England. The theatre (The Fulcrum) is now a multi-screen cinema complex, situated right in the middle of town.
The 'California' surfing scene in Top Secret! was shot at Saunton Sands in Devon, England. [Thanks to Martin]
The surf scene at the start of the film was filmed at a place called Holywell Bay on the north Cornwall coast just west of Newquay. If you go there you will instantly recognise the two small steep islands out at sea (the sun sets behind them in the film) and the long line of cliffs to the east and dunes to the rear of the beach. The palm trees were added for the film. I think the desert island scenes were filmed here as well, but am not 100% sure as I haven't seen the film for a while. [Thanks to Andrew Clements]
The scene near the end when the star fights the Germans at a castle and the Cows have Boots on was filmed at Rockingham Castle in my home town of Corby in Northamptonshire, England. [Thanks to Rik Cowan]
The scene near the end when the star fights the Germans at a castle and the Cows have Boots on was filmed in my home town of Corby in Northamptonshire..England.. Rockingham Castle was the location and cars could be seen going down Rockingham hill in the movie. [Thanks to RIK]
Can you help? Do you know any of the London, UK filming locations used for Top Secret!? [Please send them in]
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| 1984 | Studio:
| Paramount Pictures | Director:
| Jim Abrahams, David Zucker | Starring:
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Peter Cushing, Tristam Jellinek, Christopher Villiers | | - | - | Genre:
| Comedy | | | | + | Val Kilmer is great, the gags do not stop, and you cannot believe how fast the time goes watching this film! | - | Silly humor that will not appeal to hi-brow movie critics. |
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