Better Off Dead Movie Quotes / Links

Better Off Dead Extras

Teenage life has never been darker.. Or funnier...


Favorite movie quotes and links for the 1985 Comedy movie starring John Cusack, David Ogden Stiers, Kim Darby, Demian Slade

The following lines from Better Off Dead are apparently the real deal. If you disagree or have additional info, please update us.

Thanks to Anonymous
Charles: "Dying when you're not really sick, is really sick, you know."
Thanks to Melissa H.
Charles DeMar: "Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
Thanks to ed
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't the most memorable quote be "I want my two dollars!!!"
Thanks to Steve
Yes, I know it's bacon; but what have you done to it?...

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