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Weekend at Bernie's Links, Quotes & More

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Weekend at Bernie's Picture
1989
favorite movie quotes and links to other good sites for the 1989 Comedy movie starring Jonathan Silverman, Andrew McCarthy, Catherine Mary Stewart et al.
Movie Quotes
The most memorable lines from Weekend at Bernie's.
"Hold the boat, how do you like that? We are trying to get on the boat; He is trying to get off the boat".
"I know the statitics, I watch 20/20. One of these days he is going to wake up dead. I'll make the coffee."
I think I'm getting swimmers ear? "I am in the middle of the ocean floating on a dead guy. The girl of my dreams thinks I'm a raging lunatic and now we are going back to the house of doom" "Great weekend"
"You didn't like Hymie's Hunan? It's a four star dive"

"This sucks I am so unhappy, we should be at a real beach"
"There are no more real beaches"
"How would you two like to spend the weekend at my beach house?"

"LOVE TO"
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
This sucks as soon as I see light at the end of the tunnel he dies on us. I told everybody at the office we were coming here this weekend, they were so jealous. How am I going to get back to the city? He promised me a ride.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Give me your money, your wallets!!! Get your ass out of here its too hot.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
And I lose again. Lar, I won. Gwen and I dinner, Thursday night. It was the clumsy approach. You're going to want to borrow my appartment.

No thank you. Its the cockroaches isnt it? They scatter when the lights go on!!
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"We were on the 6 o'clock ferry and we're two schmucks."
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"Manos de Piedra", "Fists of Steel"


(Although it actually translates as "Hands of Stone")
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Oh Bernie you animal... You're insatiable.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Monroe, go lay out my blue suit for tomorrow.

How about I lay you out?

Very Well.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Bernie told whoever he was talking to not to kill us while he's around...

-Yes, but he's dead now. He's not around anymore.

I know that. You know that. Nobody else knows that.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
I know he's meditating... No, he is like dead.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle as the "Big Apple" becomes "The Baked Apple" Owwwl.

The forecast is the four H's Hot, Hazy, Humid and Horrible."
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"I'm a little rusty, but it'll come back to me."
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