Weekend at Bernie's Links, Quotes & More

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favorite movie quotes and links to other good sites for the 1989 Comedy movie starring Jonathan Silverman, Andrew McCarthy, Catherine Mary Stewart et al.
Movie Quotes
The most memorable lines from Weekend at Bernie's.
Contributed by: Kisszac
"Look at this fool he wants to get off, we want to get on."
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"I know the statitics, I watch 20/20. One of these days he is going to wake up dead. I'll make the coffee."
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"Paddling in the Atlantic Ocean on a dead body." - Richard

"Rich, I'm getting swimmers ear." -Larry

"This is now the perfect weekend. It started when I almost broke my leg jumping on a moving ferry. I get to this beautiful beach and my host, sorry - he's dead." -Richard

*Cuts To Paulie's attempt to get back to Hampton Island scene, then cuts back to Richard and Larry coming out of the ocean*

"I fell down a lighthouse, I had a corpse wash up next to me on the shore and then I find out that my dead boss, he's not only a thief, he wants to kill me!" - Richard

*cuts to Gwen walking on beach, then back to Bernie's house*

"I almost drown. The girl of my dreams now thinks I am a raving lunatic." - Richard

"You mean what's her name?" - Larry

"And now we're going back to the house of death." - Richard

"Great weekend!" - Larry

"Great weekend!" - Richard
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"You didn't like Hymie's Hunan? It's a four star dive"

"This sucks I am so unhappy, we should be at a real beach"
"There are no more real beaches"
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"How would you two like to spend the weekend at my beach house?"

Contributed by: Mike Reilly
This sucks as soon as I see light at the end of the tunnel he dies on us. I told everybody at the office we were coming here this weekend, they were so jealous. How am I going to get back to the city? He promised me a ride.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Give me your money, your wallets!!! Get your ass out of here its too hot.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
And I lose again. Lar, I won. Gwen and I dinner, Thursday night. It was the clumsy approach. You're going to want to borrow my appartment.

No thank you. Its the cockroaches isnt it? They scatter when the lights go on!!
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"We were on the 6 o'clock ferry and we're two schmucks."
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"Manos de Piedra", "Fists of Steel"

(Although it actually translates as "Hands of Stone")
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Oh Bernie you animal... You're insatiable.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Monroe, go lay out my blue suit for tomorrow.

How about I lay you out?

Very Well.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Bernie told whoever he was talking to not to kill us while he's around...

-Yes, but he's dead now. He's not around anymore.

I know that. You know that. Nobody else knows that.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
I know he's meditating... No, he is like dead.
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle as the "Big Apple" becomes "The Baked Apple" Owwwl.

The forecast is the four H's Hot, Hazy, Humid and Horrible."
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
"I'm a little rusty, but it'll come back to me."
Contributed by: Paul Daley
He loves us. The man absolutely loves us!!

You have to kill them Vido
Contributed by: Jakey V
"Kiss my a**?! What kind of home training is that?"
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