"You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous?"
Contributed by: bukitcho
"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
Contributed by: WendyT
"Did you say "hello". Nah, I said "ello" but that's close enough"