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The Best Little Wh*rehouse In Texas (1982)

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hy, ask any kind Southern stranger and they'll tell you the same thing: Gilbert, Texas is just a little bitty innocent town of kindness.

Folks are friendly, music is merry, and the women aren't one bit sleazy. That's how small town life is, even at Miss Mona's Chicken Ranch. Honest to goodness child, I swear it! Ask Miss Mona, she'll tell you the same thing.

Who is this Miss Mona and what is The Chicken Ranch, you ask? Well, that's a long story which began 150 years ago and ends at the present. Let's start at the begining, shall we?

This Colin Higgins directed film is narrated by Deputy Fred (Jim Nabors) who works in a police station in the small city of Gilbert in Landville County, Texas. The town, though small, has a legend which stretches back many years: The legend of The Chicken Ranch. Deputy Fred explains, while singing "20 Fans", that The Chicken Ranch was a bordello originally owned by a woman named Miss Willa Jean. During the Depression era, food became so scarce that the prostitutes asked for live chickens instead of money as payment for their "services", thus the bordello acquired the title of "The Chicken Ranch".

Following Miss Willa Jean's death, she passed the establishment over to one of her best "Working ladies", Miss Mona(Dolly parton). Miss Mona is everything you'd expect a bordello Madam to be, and more. She's beautiful, flamboyant, and a smooth talker. Dressed to the nines in a frilly, red gown and tall platinum blonde ringlets, she explains to her dancing floozies through her catchy song "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" the do's and don'ts on how to be a mannerly young tart. No drinking or fighting allowed at Miss Mona's; she runs a classy establishment.

Sheriig Ed Earl(Burt Reynolds) is Miss Mona's secret lover and the two seem to be genuinely in love. They share sexy rendezvous singing "Sneakin' Around", and enjoy quiet nights together under the stars where Miss Mona confesses that Ed has been her only lover for many years. Mona feels protected by Ed, and so she trusts him to help her with the sticky situation she's found herself in with a man named Melvin P. Thorpe.

Melvin P. Thorpe(Dom Deluise) is a corset-wearing and highly annoying Houston television host who feels it's his duty to help the people of Texas by making the state as politically correct as possible. Chubby, wig-waering Melvin proclaims on live t.v that he plans to gather a petition to close down The Chicken Ranch because, according to his song, "Texas Has A Whorehouse In It", and Melvin will not stand for harlotry in his state.

After a humorous fight scene with Melvin, Ed tells Mona to close down The Chicken Ranch temporarily, but promises her that it can open up again after things cool off in the press. Did Mona listen to him? Well, she tried... but she couldn't disappoint Texas's professional football team!

Melvin breaks into The Chicken Ranch and catches many a lewd act on camera, and now he has all the evidence he needs to shut down The Chicken Ranch for good. Charles Durning playes The Govenor of Texas, and the viewer gets to see him dancing quite impressively while singing "The Side Step". Regardless of Ed's attempts, the govenors decision is final: The Chicken Ranch must close down.

Miss Mona is heartbroken, but sends her bevy of beauties packing while they all sing "Hard Candy Christmas". Miss Mona, beautiful as ever, is now alone and distraught. After sereneding Ed with a beautiful rendition of "I Will Always Love You", she tells him she thinks it's best if they part ways. Does Ed listen? Of course not! He proposes to Miss Mona, finally saying the words "I Love You", and the two drive off in the sun, leaving behind a legend of music, laughter, and love.

"Ya'll come back now, ya hear!"

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What an adorable movie! I love musicals, and this one is one of my favorites. I remember watching this movie as a little girl and not knowing what a "whorehouse" was (which was probably for the best). I remember thinking it must be a type of house, like tudor or victorian.

The songs are spectacular, and the film is never boring, it always keeps your attention. Dolly really does look like a living "Doll" and Burt is the perfect match for her.

I would love to see this on Broadway. The first Broadway musical I ever saw was "Little Shop of Horrors" (which was similar) when I was about 6 years old, and 'Best Little' looks like it would play out great on the stage also!

An absolute must see for musical or Dolly Parton fans!


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While many of the events in the movie are very close to the real-life events, the relationship between Miss Mona and Ed Earl was fabricated for the film. The characters in the stage play were not romantically involved, nor were their real-life counterparts, Miss Edna Milton and Sheriff T.J. "Jim" Flourney. -Thanks to Jon Acello


Burt Reynolds is mentioned in the theme song of the pilot version of the 1980's tv hit "The Fall Guy". After his nomination for Boogie Nights he was quoted as saying "My being nominated this year is no comeback story because I simply refused to go away."

The man who was the inspiration for Melvin P. Thorpe, Marvin Zindler, until his death on 29 July 2007 still worked for ABC Channel 13 in Houston, and was still known for doing his scandalous exposes. -Thanks to Jon Acello

Dolly Parton is the owner/namesake of Smokey Mountain area theme park "Dollywood", located in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, USA.

The director, Colin Higgins, also directed Dolly in her film debut, '9 to 5'. Sadly, he died of AIDS in 1988. -Thanks to Frank R.

Dolly Parton was once quoted as saying "I describe my look as a blend of Mother Goose, Cinderella, and the local hooker!"

Other people that were up for Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton's roles in the film included Willie Nelson for the role of Ed Earl Dodd and Barbara Mandrell or Crystal Gale for the role of Miss Mona Stangley.

Adult film star Kay Parker was one of the girls at the Chicken Ranch. -Thanks to Mark Evans

Before Jim Nabors acted, he edited news footage for a local television station. Today he lives in Hawaii on property that has a working macadamia nut farm.

When Dolly had her variety series, both Burt Reynolds and Charles Durning showed up as guest stars.

Charles Durning was nominated for an Oscar in The Best Supporting role catagory and Dolly was nominated for a Golden Globe in The Best Actress Catagory.

A 60 minute television special to promote the film, entitled "The Best Little Special in Texas" was released in syndication in July of 1982.

In television prints of the film, during "Twenty Fans," several of the scenes where you could make out a female backside on the video were replaced with clips of couples dancing in their underwear.

The "Aggie Song" runs pretty much the same on television as on video, except the shower scene, and the two shots leading up to it. The first shot, "It's even better than an Aggie football game," is different on TV where some men pull down their pants in the locker room, revealing their jock-straps. Instead of cutting the line from the already badly-cut song, they just use a longer cut of the next shot of the guys on the other side of the locker room, "Better than a football game?" In the next shot in the shower-room, although it appears to be the same shot, the camera is zoomed in above the men's butts, which are shown on the video version.

In her 1987 ABC variety show, "Dolly," Dolly invited two of her "Wh*rehouse" co-stars to join her. In a segment called "Dolly's Date," she had a pretend-date with Burt Reynolds, where the two briefly talked about this film (and the hernia that Reynolds sustained). On a later episode, which took place on Dolly's birthday, Charles Durning showed up and sang "The Sidestep."

With a title that was scandalous for the time it was released, the stars were reduced to referring to the film as "The Best Little Bleephouse in Texas" or "The Best Little Chickenhouse in Texas." To this day, Parton often uses these names when referencing the film.

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Parton and Reynolds campaigned for the film together, each saying that they wouldn't appear in the film without the other. The pair reportedly spilt $6 million for their roles.

The use of the word "wh*rehouse" in the title caused controversy. In Canada, tv ads for the film bleeped the word, and in some locales the name of the film was changed to Best Little Cathouse in Texas. Network and non-cable tv versions use differently edited opening credits sequence to remove nudity and sex.

Actress Mary Stuart Masterson's (from "Some Kind Of Wonderful") father, Peter Masterson, wrote the screenplay for "Best Little...".

Dolly has said that the film came during a personal low for both her and her co-star Burt Reynolds (who was just getting out of a relationship with Sally Field). During the final scene of the film, Burt picks up Dolly and carries her to the truck. It was later revealed that that particular scene put Burt in the hospital for a hernia.

Although the Broadway stage version of the story did not include a romance between the madame and the sheriff, Dolly Parton lobbied to adapt the screenplay to include a relationship between her character and Burt Reynolds. Her reason? She said there was no way she was going to be in a movie with Burt Reynolds and not get the chance to kiss him! -Thanks to Patrick Fogerty

During the song "Sneakin' Around," Dolly walks through the bedroom and shuts all the window shades. On an episode of "Bloopers, Bleeps, and Practical Jokes" that aired during the '80's, they revealed that Dolly had alot more trouble getting the second shade to stay down than what you see in the final print of the film.

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The exterior of the Chicken Ranch was erected on the Universal lot where the original Bates house (from the 1960 Alfred Hitchock film Psycho) once stood. The Bates house was relocated when production began on Psycho II, leaving the vacant lot a prime location for the Chicken Ranch.

The scenes at the chicken ranch were filmed at the Pfluger farm in Pflugerville, Texas. It's located on Pfennig Lane. [Thanks to Lynn]

The courthouse scene was filmed in Belleville, TX. [Thanks to Dani Krejci]

The real Chicken Ranch was officially closed down on August 1, 1973. The house was located in LaGrange, Texas. In 1977, two Houston lawyers bought the house and relocated part of it to Dallas, where it became a chicken-themed restuarant, still called The Chicken Ranch. They retained the original furnishings and even recruited Miss Edna to serve as the hostess! The restuaraunt closed down in January of 1978, and the house/furnishings were auctioned off that June. [Thanks to Jon Acello]

My family moved to Texas from Germany in the great German Texas immigration and settled on land in Cele, Texas, part of the Richland community in the Texas Hill Country. This area is east of Austin betweeen Manor and Pflugerville is known by most old time locals, but not many others. For the sake of our purposes, we'll just call the area Pflugerville. As a child, my great Aunt took me and some of my family by the old house in the early 80's, and I've driven by it numerous times since. It's a quaint, beautiful old house about a half mile off the road about a mile from my family's church, the Richland Church known as St. John Evangelical Lutheran Church. My aunt told us about the filming, much of which I've long forgotten. However, I do remember her mentioning that after filming was finished, both Dolly Parton and Burton Reynold's apparently tried to buy the house and surrounding land from the current owners. The owners would not sell.

Where in the World is the Best Little House:

The house is located on Cameron Road and owned by the W. M. Murchison family. (I have no idea if this is the original family who owned the house during the filming, but my guess is that they are.) It is still painted white and the architechure remains, from what can be seen from the road, exact and intact since it's filming days. There is no real address, since these are old country families, homes, and roads. The white pages lists the Murchison's address as simply Cameron Road, Pflugerville, Texas. Here are Directions:

From Pflugerville:

Take I-35 North to Pflugerville, take the Pflugerville/FM-1825 exit.

FM-1825 (FM = Farm to Market Road) turns into Pecan Street. Take Pecan straight into Pflugerville, through "downtown", and past FM-685.

Continue straight through the country side until you come to a curved fork in the road. Take the left fork.

Continue straight down Cameron. Right before the big S curve, the Best Little House is on your right. It's on a slight hill about a 1/2 mile off the road. There is a big sign announcing the Murchison farm.

From Manor:

From 290 East in Manor, take a left onto Gregg Manor Road at the ONLY light in Manor, Texas.

Turn right onto Fuchs Grove Road (pronouced Fox). Continue down Fuchs Grove until you reach a stop sign.

At the Y turn, take a Left. You are on Cameron, although there won't be many signs telling you this.

Continue straight down Cameron. Right after the big S curve, the Best Little House is on your left. It's on a slight hill about a 1/2 mile off the road. There is a big sign announcing the Murchison farm.

There are not a lot of signs on the old country roads, so a good map is advised. Cameron makes a funny Z across this part of the hill country, so a map would help you make sure you are on the correct part of Cameron.

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Cameron Road/Fuchs Grove Intersection to Cameron Rd/Cele Rd Intersection: (Pronounced Fox Grove)

This stretch of Cameron will take you past the St John's Church to Cele and the Steger Lane area. Filming took place on this part of Cameron by Cele and Steger Lane (Steger is my maiden name by the way), and in front of the St. John's church. Most noteably, the scenes where Burt Reynolds is traveling fast in his car to/from the Chicken House in the beginning of the movie were shot on this stretch of road. Although much of the country side has changed over the years, the road and fields are pretty much the same and are recognizable from the movie. [Thanks to Marissa Steger-Eddings]

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Fabulous, fabulous sountrack. As far as musicals go, this soundtrack is in the same league as "Grease" and "Little Shop Of Horrors". I'm not a big country music fan per say, but this music isn't exactly country. It's more like broadway-goes-country. The whoel country-western thing was big in the early 80's,even in California. Who could foregt the hit show "Dallas"? "I Will Always Love You" is a classic song and the whole c.d is awesome.

The soundtrack for the film has been released on CD, Cassette, and LP. With a melodic score that compliments the musical numbers, it's a shame that the orchestral score was omitted from the soundtrack album. Retaining 7 of the songs from the stage version, which were written by Carol Hall, each was given a splashy film treatment with full orchestrations and chorus arrangements.

Also featured were three original songs written by Dolly Parton (though the third, "Where Stallions Run," was omitted from the soundtrack album and most prints of the film). Dolly Parton actually wrote and filmed a fourth song for the film. The song was entitled "A Gamble Either Way". It was eventually cut from the film, but made its debut on Dolly's "Burlap and Satin" album. [Thanks to Bill Pavao]

There are several inconsistancies with vocals and verses between the film and the soundtrack album -- verses from "The Aggie Song" and "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" appear on the soundtrack though they were deleted from the film. During the song "Hard Candy Christmas," Dolly takes over all the vocal parts on the soundtrack album that the prostitutes sang in the film. I would highly recommend the soundtrack to anyone who likes the film or Parton. The tracks are:

1. 20 Fans --Jim Nabors
2. A Lil Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place --Dolly Parton
3. Sneakin'Around --Dolly Parton & Burt Reynolds
4. Watchdog Report/Texas Has A Whorehouse In It --Dom Deluise
5. Courtyard Shag
6. The Aggie Song
7. The Side Step --Charles Durning
8. Hard Candy Christmas --Dolly Parton
9. I Will Always Love You --Dolly Parton

The ZZ Top song, "La Grange", was written about the Chicken Ranch and it's exploits and is the name of the small central Texas town outside of which the ranch sat. -Thanks to Brec Sites

Burt Reynolds' ballad "Where Stallions Run" was omitted from many prints of the film. The song has only surfaced in television prints of the movie, and was left off of the soundtrack completely. Written by Dolly Parton, the song has had two other incarnations which she performed. The first, "God Won't Get You" (which appears briefly in the film "Rhinestone") has different words, but the same music. Parton's other version of the song, "A Cowboy's Ways," features nearly identical lyrics and appeared on her album "Burlap and Satin."

Dolly Parton's song "I Will Always Love You" became a hit for the second time. The song, which she wrote for her singing partner Porter Wagoner, appeared on her 1974 album "Jolene." This was the first time an artist had ever made a hit of the same song twice. The song gained even greater notoriety when Whitney Houston recorded it for the soundtrack of "The Bodyguard."

Both "A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place" and "The Aggie Song" have extra verses which appear on the soundtrack which were ultimately omitted from the film. There has been debate over whether or not these scenes ever appeared in any theatrical or television prints of the movie.

In the opening song, "Twenty Fans," the last line was changed after the original release. In the theatrical version (as on the soundtrack), the last lines that you hear are "I'm comin', I'm comin'! I want to thank you -- I want to thank you, Jesus." In later prints of the film, it was changed to a chorus repeating "Hallelujah" several times.

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The Best Little Wh*rehouse In Texas Movie Details
Year:
1982
Studio:
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Director:
Colin Higgins
Starring:
Dolly Parton, Burt Reynolds, Dom Deluise, Charles Durning, Jim Nabors
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