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Chloe
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Has anyone seen this movie? Starring John Stamos?

I know it's a B-Movie but, is it really, honestly good or bad?
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Honestly, I have never even heard of it?? Let me know if you watch it.
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I am not sure but let's try to look at this as objectively as we can given the above information.

I have come up with a very scientific formula in order to help determine the movie's appeal;

John Stamos + B-Movie = 90 minutes of pure torture [Smile]
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Agonybooth.com reviewed the film a while back; it decidedly falls into the so bad it's good category.
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Well, I only wanted to watch it for John Stamos if I'm completely honest.
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I love NTYTD! The film is not directed well, the script is weak, and major plot holes. but who cares? I think it's one of the funnest films of the 80s, with great one liners to repeat over and over to your friends. Great action, great Vanity! and a great end fight scene between a man (Stamos) and a man/woman? (Simmons)
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"A top secret agent is murdered, so his estranged son - a high school gymnast - teams up with his dad's attractive female partner
to stop the psychopathic hermaphroditic gang leader who killed him and now plans a major terrorist attack." (IMDb)

Just watched this totally bonkers but highly entertaining low-budget action feature.

Stamos is perfect for the part and has a nerd friend who creates guns and tracking devices out of nowhere [Big Grin]
Vanity is superhot and i loved the teasing sequence before the love scene.
Gene Simmons has so tongue in cheek (also in Vanity´s cheek) character that you´re never too young to die laughing.

Superfun film for the fans of no nonsense wtf b-action. Don´t forget the april 2017 Shout Factory blu-ray release.

Gene looks so cute as the hermaphrodite Ragnar [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by aTomiK: Gene looks so cute as the hermaphrodite Ragnar [Big Grin]
I wouldn't want to take him home to meet my momma though. [Razz]
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