I wish the hell I was your dad, you wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid job courses if I was.
It's like God gave you something man all those stories you can make up, and he said this what we got for this kid try not to mess it up. But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them and if your parents are too messed up to do it, then maybe I should.
Contributed by: Anonymous
"I just wish that I could go someplace where nobody knows me."
Contributed by: Momo
"If I could have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy. Pez. Cherry flavor Pez. No question about it." -Vern (Jerry O'Connell)
Contributed by: Jada Harting
"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND S**T DOWN YOUR NECK!" - Teddy (Corey Feldman)