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Earl Keese
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He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.

National Lampoon's Class Reunion (1982)

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Wots hoppening, Hot Stuff?"
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"Are you saying I could be stuck in Wichita?"
"I'm saying you are stuck in Wichita."
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"Any fool can get into college. Only a select few can say the same about Amanda Jones."
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Devolution here,

"I've heard the grill alone costs 5 grand. 5 grand! You have 5 grand? I don't have 5 grand."

WE are DEVO

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"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
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I know this isnt just one quote but its the best scene from a movie ever.


Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-*** smile off your rosey, ****ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a ****ing automobile: a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick! Four ****ing wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile in my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're ****ed!

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"What's this boy talkin'
about, on the telephone?"

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"What'd I do?"
"You killed the car."

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So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?

-Lisa

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"...i'm not really a farmer"

"is that you?"
"ya, that me"

"sofa city, sweetheart"

"ohhhh pictures!!!! cheeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrs" [Big Grin]

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"You're in the parking lot from my church."
"You own a church?"

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"Geek, can I be honest with you?"
"Not if you're gonna insult me."

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Chris the CandyFanMan
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"Where do you live?"
"In the city."
"You have a house?"
"Apartment."
"Own or rent?"
"Rent."
"What do you do for a living?"
"Lots of things."
"Where's your office?"
"I don't have one."
"How come?"
"I don't need one."
"Where's your wife?"
"Don't have one."
"How come?"
"It's a long story."
"You have kids?"
"No I don't."
"How come?"
"It's an even longer story."
"Are you my dad's brother?"
"What's your record for consecutive questions asked?"
"38."
"I'm your dad's brother all right."
"You have much more hair on your nose than my dad."
"How nice of you to notice."
"I'm a kid; that's my job."

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quote:
Originally posted by Earl Keese:
"Geek, can I be honest with you?"
"Not if you're gonna insult me."

"Get the hell outta here!"
"Hey, nice manners, babe!"
"She's totally serious, *******!"

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You break his heart, I break your face.
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I just hope you burn the sheets and mattresses after he leaves.

Pretend I'm a girl, I mean, pretend I'm her...I know it's a stretch but try me...

Do you know it's snowing in my room goddammit?

You make me get up, get out of bed, you make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney?!?! And then...and then...

Relax, I'm a professional...

Excuse me ****, Rich, will milk be made available to us?

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Chris the CandyFanMan
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"I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him."
"Well with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anyone."

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"Don't you want to hear my excuse?"
"Out."
"I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship."

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Chris the CandyFanMan
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"Harry, you wearin' aftershave?"
"It's not aftershave, it's kerosene. The rope is soaked in it."
"Now why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene?"
(Kevin strikes match) "Merry Christmas."
"GO UP!!!!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!" (they try unsuccessfully to get back up the rope in time) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" CRASH
"Get off, you...EEEEEEEAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKK!!!!!!" (paint cans crash down on them)

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quote:
Originally posted by Chris the CandyFanMan:
"I don't trust this kid any further than I can throw him."
"Well with your bad knee, Ed, you shouldn't throw anyone."

"You pinhead."
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"May I admire you again today?"
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