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Stitch Groover
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http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

A few of my favourites -

Alien - Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don't get bonus.
Aliens - Unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
Big Trouble in Little China - Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
Cujo - Family neglects to give pet rabies shot; pays price.
Dr Who - Elderly man serially abducts young women.
Ferris Bueller - Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his own amusement.
Poltergeist - Pothead parents lose child, ruin property value.
Se7en - Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
Empire Strikes Back - Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
Terminator - An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
Rosemary's Baby - An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
Titanic - Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she bonked a bum.
W - Unspeakable disaster afflicts America. Then terrorists attack.
Wizard of Oz - Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again
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I just read these on another forum I visit. Very funny stuff.

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Stitch Groover
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The Rewind - Lovers of ancient history are spread through space and time, yet find meeting place.
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Milk - uppity queer dies.

LMFAO!
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Stitch Groover
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Saturnchick, I thought that one was hilarious too!
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quote:
Originally posted by Stitch Groover:
The Rewind - Lovers of ancient history are spread through space and time, yet find meeting place.
You see I think this sums up the Rewind a little better...


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So true Noms, so true
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