Cruise’s acceptance speech was met with great international acclaim, "...it was better than his bar poem in '****tail' and I though it...it doesn't get any better than that" said one awestruck spectator. Emperor Kash was later heard asking: "Has anyone here seen my chocolate coin medal?...ITS ABOUT THIS BIG..ROUND...ITS A MEDAL" as confused paparazzi, fans and well-wishers looked on.
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I love this guys movies and think he's a good actor, but..........I'll just stop there.
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Jon Bon Jovi will never get a Grammy and Cruise won't get an Oscar...ever.
80sRocked, for a second there I thought you were going to tell us that Scientology is, in no way, a cult or a scam.
In other news, Emperor Kash appointed this year's head groupie: Obama Girl, following this random act of folly, the Emperor made a series of statements in which he said: "Obama Girl? My henchman created her 'Weird Science' style, I lent her to Barrack, so now we're claiming her back, what do you care?"
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quote:Originally posted by Kash: 80sRocked, for a second there I thought you were going to tell us that Scientology is, in no way, a cult or a scam.
of course I was ....yeah right. I'll leave it at that. I don't want to offend anyone.
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....yeah right. I'll leave it at that. I don't want to offend anyone.
