Who hasn't wanted to repeat THIS gem to a vicious principal? (Hope I got it right...)- "They're all good kids until brain-dead, dried-up, old skags like YOU get your hands on 'em. You so much as LOOK at my niece funny, or any other kid in this place, I'm gonna come lookin' for you. Now..." (takes a quarter and throws it on her desk) ...Take this, go downtown and have a RAT gnaw that thing off your face! Good to you." Exits to the tune of "Wild Thing" by Ton Loc. It doesn't get any better than that!