Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story. A story about a little fat boy that nobody loved, and all the other kids, they used to make fun of him and they would pick on him; and they used to say that he talked funny and stuff. And he had a twin brother and everybody said that he didn't look anything like his twin brother, but he wanted to...
Ack Ack Raymond: Egg...were you the little fat boy?
Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to like to beat him up. I'd go "Why are you so fat? Why are so fat?" Aaagghh! And I'd beat the **** out of him. Isn't that a great story.
Ack Ack Raymond: Yeah, thanks.
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