I was watching VH1 today and they had a show about the rules of teen movies, specifically teen sex movies, like Porkies, Revenge of the nerds etc...
For example -
All the boys must try to lose their virginity before graduating high school.
All girls in a sorority must have topless pillow fights.
Nerds always beat jocks.
Always do the opposite of what your parents tell you before the leave town for the weekend.
Any more?
Posted by My other car's a Paul-sche..... (Member # 1022) on :
The 'ugly' girl always turns out to be a badly-disguised stunner, just with glasses and her hair up.
You can be rich, or you can be good. Never both.
You CAN be rich and popular, but never for more than 80 minutes - the last 10 minutes of the movie will always find you either broke or despised.
Despite all appearances to the contrary throughout your entire life up to this point, your parents DO understand that sometimes you just have to say 'what the heck'....
