Welcome to middle town America. Where the adults are self-righteous Bible beaters, and the kids just want to rock! So when the ultra popular, mega talented, super rock group BLACK ROSES is planning a concert, naturally the parents are trying to stop it and the kids are screaming for blood. Through trickery and deciet BLACK ROSES convinces the oppressive adults that they're nice clean cut rockers that sing ballets that would make NELSON proud. However, as soon as the lights go down BLACK ROSES come on stage wearing dead skin masks and preaching from the demonic gospel of Rock 3:16. Their hypnotic rock 'n' roll is brainwashing the children and has the ability to warp speakers and half giant bugs crawl out which feed on the their parents. Turns out, BLACK ROSES is really a group of demons that travel the countryside feeding off the souls of the children guided by the spirit of rock 'n' roll. What a bunch of bastards!
You'd think the box would say it all: A raised box cover, demon rock band, the eighties! The box tells you everything... Everything except: it not that goodI'll rock to some of POISON's "Unskinny Bop" or a bit of TWISTED SISTER's "Destroyer" any day of the week, but when it comes to BLACK ROSES' special brand of short-bus rock
: "Ok, maybe it does suck, but any movie with an eighties hair band that dresses up in monster masks and turns the youth of America into violent sociopaths that will kill for a couple of Oreos (and who wouldn't?) gets two ****ing stars in my book!!!!"
CAPTAIN RHODES Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
I saw this many years ago and I cant really remember a damn thing about it. The poster in the video store was cool. Thats all I remember. Is it worth looking for a copy or not?
Posted by rhodes (Member # 3293) on :
Hey mama if you can get a copy for about 8.00 to 10.00 bucks on ebay i think its worth it being your a fan of these type of movies like me Posted by mamamiasweetpeaches (Member # 1715) on :
how was DEATH SPA?
Posted by TheHornedKing (Member # 2691) on :
All I remember of Black Roses at the rental store was the hype about special creature effects.
Upon watching the movie, the creature effects turned out to be pretty stupid.
Posted by TheHornedKing (Member # 2691) on :
Yes TheHornedKing i have infact i wrote 75% of the rewiews back in 1999-2000 i just use them now for fun being i dont have tine to write to many new ones.AND as a matter of fact toward mid 2000 i would send eric who was a friend of mine reviews for the site and he started to use them without my permission hopes this clears it up for you
P.S. I HOPE ERIC GATZ DROPS DEAD E-MAIL HIM AND TELL HIM JONATHAN SAYS HELLO NIGHT OF THE CREEPS LOL
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"Destroyer" any day of the week, but when it comes to BLACK ROSES' special brand of short-bus rock![[Karate Kid]](graemlins/kkcirc.gif)