Place for all those jokes that you hear about movies or movie stars (the clean ones anyway - clean jokes, not necessarily clean movie stars)
My favorite?
"I never got round to watching Malcolm X... I thought I wouldn't bother, seeing as I'd missed the first nine..."
Posted by The Noms with no name... (Member # 2688) on :
The fact that they wanted to put subtitles on or make an american remake for Attack The Block to overcome the language difficulty always makes me laugh...
The Queen's Nomsglish Posted by The Good Package (Member # 9492) on :
what do you think about beirut?
i think he's the best dang baseball player that ever lived
Posted by The Good Package (Member # 9492) on :
it counts, they made a movie about the babe, i forget what its called right now, but it counts
Posted by Stitch Groover (Member # 2895) on :
Q: How many screenwriters did it take to turn "Twilight" into a good movie?
A: One more than they had.
Posted by The Good Package (Member # 9492) on :
all right i got a real one this time
bowfinger: we'll just follow him around with the camera and add his scenes around our film
you think it will work?
bowfinger: yeah, thats how they got tom cruise in interview with the vampire
Posted by Dexter Motley Morgan (Member # 3598) on :
Michael Bay has 2 speeds: slow motion and on fire.
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