Following is a list of the ten questions James Lipton asks every guest at the end of the show.
Just curious to see how everyone on here might answer
1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 4. What turns your off? 5. What is your favorite curse word? 6. What sound or noise do you love? 7. What sound or noise do you hate? 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to do? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
I'll go first ...
1. Serendipity 2. C@%T 3. Honesty, intelligence, genuine kindness 4. Liars 5. DAMN! 6. I love, love, love my son's voice 7. Fingernails on a chalkboard *shivers* 8. FBI. Homicide. 9. Mortician 10. Welcome home. Posted by Crash (Member # 7484) on :
1. Love 2. Grip (terrible sounding phonetically) 3. Sense of humor 4. Pretentiousness 5. Sh** 6. My family laughing 7. The sound of Joey Lauren Adams's voice 8. Porn star 9. Sanitation worker 10. "You did OK. Now I'll tell you who killed JFK."
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Posted by Mr. Jack Burton (Member # 4673) on :
1. What is your favorite word? 2. What is your least favorite word? 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 4. What turns your off? 5. What is your favorite curse word? 6. What sound or noise do you love? 7. What sound or noise do you hate? 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? 9. What profession would you not like to do? 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
1/Snowflake (just brings visions of beauty to my mind) 2/Whore (All women are beautiful) 3/Love 4/Selfishness 5/Mother F@~ker 6/Snow fall, and a woman laughing. 7/Infant Baby Crying.. (Breaks my heart) 8/Professional Boxer 9/Office Worker 10/Yes son, you were right, Big Trouble In Little China is the greatest 80's movie ever.....
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Posted by kevdugp73 (Member # 5978) on :
1. Laughter 2. Stupid / Dumb 3. Music 4. Bullies 5. F%&K...F%&K...F%&K 6. A fan humming in the background...I have a fan blowing on my face all year round when I'm sleeping...I hate total silence. 7. Someone chewing gum loudly in my ear 8. I'd love to own / operate an old vintage 60's diner...a juke box in the corner of course. 9. Dentist...not everyone has a nice clean smile you know! 10. You've had a kind heart...here's your shiny white guitar....Elvis, Jimi, Jim, and Kurt have been anxiously waiting for you...they're in the billiards room. Brooke Burke has been waiting to give you a big kiss! I know you still love your wife...she'll be along when she's ready...we won't tell her about Brooke.....
Posted by Kash (Member # 297) on :
Great topic, love this programme and the way James Lipton practially declares his guest Messiah:
JAMES LIPTON: And now we turn to the Earth shattering cinematic genius that mere words cannot begin to describe, a man without whom civilisation itself would be reduced to a sullen ember devoid of light & hope, ladies and gentlemen, I humbly present the momunetal force of enternal goodness and divinity that is...Adam Sandler.
What a host Posted by EleanorJune (Member # 7024) on :
1. What is your favorite word? Zamboni...I jut love the way it sounds.
2. What is your least favorite word? It is another word for damp, but it starts with an M and ends with a st. I can't bring myself to type it. I can't stand it, makes me gag when I hear it.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Someone that is true to themselves, acceptence of me, and kindness
4. What turns your off? When people don't treat children like they are the greatest gift you will ever recieve.
5. What is your favorite curse word? Son of a.... half the time I dont even say the last word so.
6. What sound or noise do you love? It is a combination, I took Ella to the beach and she was running arounf laughing. I closed my eyes and all I could hear were her giggles and the waves crashing on the shore. Well and then the waiter saying he had the refill on my jack and coke!
7. What sound or noise do you hate? When a dog wimpers in pain. I can take Ella's cries like a champ. But when my baby Storm got hurt...I was a wreck.
8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? I am such a nerd but astronaut.
9. What profession would you not like to do? I could never, and would never want to trade places with my assistant. I never want to do her job.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? He would probably start talking, and being the person I am, I would interupt and say "uuhh yeah you have some explaining to do..."
Posted by Toxic Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
1. Free Beer 2. Moist 3. Humour 4. Racism 5. If You See Kay 6. Thunder 7. George W Bush 8. Rock Star or Movie Actor 9. Armpit sniffer 10. There's a palace waiting just for you with your own personal 72 virgins at your disposal. Good work my son
Posted by EleanorJune (Member # 7024) on :
quote:Originally posted by Toxic Sammy Hain: 2. Moist
OH MY GOD! We posted this at the same time!!
Posted by Toxic Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
TWINZ!!!!!
Posted by EleanorJune (Member # 7024) on :
Great minds think alike!
Posted by Toxic Sammy Hain (Member # 3150) on :
absolutely
Posted by xchazx (Member # 7158) on :
1- correctamundo 2- tax 3- spending time with my kids while they're still young and like to hang out with me 4- racism, sexism, homophobia. i've found that i hate everybody equally. 5- c**ksuckingmotherf****r 6- i like listening to birds early in the a.m. 7- car horns, or hair metal. both are grating. 8- astronomer 9- garbage man. those guys should get paid a lot more than they do. 10- i'm sorry
Posted by MotleyRulz (Member # 3598) on :
1. Tropic 2. Racism 3. Music 4. People who always have to talk about themselves 5. F*** 6. Crashing Waves 7. Ambulance Sirens 8. Lawyer 9. Mortician 10. Man have I got alot of explaining to do
Posted by pettyfan (Member # 2260) on :
1. I don't have one... 2. Gots (ugh I hate, hate, hate it) 3. Music 4. Stupidity 5. Sh!t 6. Kids laughing and playing 7. People saying gots and/or T-Pain warbling 8. Forensic scientist 9. Doctor 10. Welcome!
Posted by 80'sRocked (Member # 6979) on :
Interesting....
1. What is your favorite word(s)? Please & Thank You....not said nearly enough in our society and I say them both all day long.
2. What is your least favorite word? Fantabulous....shoot me NOW when I hear this rubish.
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Helping others....gives me a great sense of well-being.
4. What turns you off? Lying & "The run-around" from women....tell the truth, be yourself and grow up! (not you gals....you're all cool....just having flashbacks).
5. What is your favorite curse word? F***er....comes out during work from time to time.
6. What sound or noise do you love? Very, very, very loud music....for some reason, music played at normal volumes does not cut it for me(any genre of music, not just metal). I need to crank it up to a level that is just a notch below what the human ear can handle....it gives me a jolt of energy and a surge throughout my whole body(probably, no definitely why my hearing is half gone).
7. What sound or noise do you hate? Alarm clock....enough said.
8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Gee, let me think? Rockstar perhaps....a given.
9. What profession would you not like to do? Mortician....as much as I love horror movies and gore, I can't handle the real deal with dead bodies.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Thanks for trying....
Posted by Pittsburghgirl (Member # 7514) on :
1. What is your favorite word? Beer 2. What is your least favorite word? Slacks 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Having a good sense of humor 4. What turns your off? Liars and cheats 5. What is your favorite curse word? The F-bomb 6. What sound or noise do you love? dozing on the beach listening to the waves and people all around 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Any loud or shrill noise- I have sensitive ears and can't stand anything super loud 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Detective 9. What profession would you not like to do? Dishwasher 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Welcome
Posted by cindymancini (Member # 679) on :
1. What is your favorite word? Exquisite 2. What is your least favorite word? Nourish 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Sincerity 4. What turns your off? A lack of enthusiasm for life and new adventures. 5. What is your favorite curse word? The F word. 6. What sound or noise do you love? Lola (my former dog) snoring. 7. What sound or noise do you hate? The squeaking sound that comes from my keyboard tray at my desk at work whenever I type. Anyone have any WD-40?!?! 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Pop star...haha! 9. What profession would you not like to do? Phlebotomist!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! NO veins!! 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Good job Gail...time to dance!
Posted by JAY LEE (Member # 6345) on :
1. What is your favorite word? Boobs! 2. What is your least favorite word? Hockey Mom! 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Originality! 4. What turns you off? mind games! 5. What is your favorite curse word? ****... in all its forms! 6. What sound or noise do you love? Wolf howl! 7. What sound or noise do you hate? People whispering... Speak up! 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Screen writer! 9. What profession would you not like to do? Fast food worker.... standing there in a paper hat, saying "you want fries with that?" I'd rather be homeless! 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Im agnostic, so I don't really imagine that.
Posted by Ronnie (Member # 465) on :
omg M, i didn't realize what this topic was about.. sorry i skipped it!
1. What is your favorite word? (my daughter's name) 2. What is your least favorite word? copasetic...seriously just say things are ok or good, or great 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? a beautifully, well written song 4. What turns your off? constant negativity 5. What is your favorite curse word? F-CK..followed by er, ing or -o..it's a flexible word! 6. What sound or noise do you love? my daughter's laughter 7. What sound or noise do you hate? styrofoam 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? music analyst or critic 9. What profession would you not like to do? cop or fireman 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? don't really believe in that until i see it, but just a smile and gesture to pass would be nice Posted by jdocster (Member # 5752) on :
1. What is your favorite word? - Happy 2. What is your least favorite word? - Can't 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Love 4. What turns your off? - Lying/back stabbing/suck @sses 5. What is your favorite curse word? - mother f_cker 6. What sound or noise do you love? - hard rain 7. What sound or noise do you hate? - Any animal in pain 8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? - psychologist 9. What profession would you not like to do? - mortician 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Welcome home son
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