"You stole from my friends. Off to jail. The end! So (bleep) you!"
-Adapted from Harry Nillson's "You're Breaking My Heart"
Go Phoebe. How about reuniting her and Kathleen Wilhoite for a "Private School" sequel? The plot: Christine and Betsy go to a class reunion and find out that they're both into law enforcement. They set out to nail Jordan, who has become a Ms. Big in the cocaine world.
