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The First Turn On (1983):
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Trailer (Censored):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz2lVTkoMFw


Heh, Wow..am I a perv for watching this movie or what? Oh Well, here's my l'il tidbit on it anyway...this will be one of my most shameless testaments to bad movies yet...

Right off the bat, let me warn you..This is a 1983 TROMA flick. So expect to lose quite a bit of I.Q. Points and maybe some sanity if you're going to attempt to watch this hormonally overdriven piece of art/$hit???..Whatever your taste.

Now most of you should already know I'm quite the B-Movie enthusiast...so therefore TROMA flicks are generally no acception. Now I just watched this movie again for the first time after 25 years...that's right, I first saw this movie when I was 7 years old. Now perhaps my twisted and corrupted sense of being is a bit more certifiable eh??..hehe.
They're showing this movie on instant watch of all places. And believe me, I was shocked when I saw it...i never thought i'd live to see this movie ever again.

It almost shames me to admit there was a time I really liked this movie..even if I WAS a naive 7 year old getting his first chubbies over all the gratuitous B00b shots throughout this flick....hmm, kinda ironic huh?..Being this movie's called THE FIRST TURN ON...and it was among one of the first real T&A flicks for me...i guess fate had a hand in this one. [Cool]


So anywho, my review of this after watching it 25 Years later as a (somewhat) mature adult...

It's bad, but it's good...it's trademark TROMA adult humor at it's best/worst...Hell, I dunno...If you're familiar with TROMA films, then you should know what to expect of this film...basically a movie that will numb your brain to drooling vegetable level. Horrible acting, even worse diologue full of cheesy one-liners, and toilet humor a-plenty. So I personally recommend you partake of this film after about 6 beers and 2 gin & tonics...or after a couple good bong rips...then you just might enjoy this. Oh, and Vincent D'Onofrio has a small part in it before any of us knew who the hell he was...so it gets points for that:)


my "general clear headed" rating:
2.5 WTF's out of 10

my "TROMA induced more wasted than Spicoli" Rating:
6 nostalgic stiffies out of 10

[ 29. March 2011, 14:00: Message edited by: The Pyromantic ]

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Looks like a classic to me!
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Pyro
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hehe..i knew someone would like it..

BTW..if you do a google search on this film..you'll be able to find the uncensored trailer...I'd post the link to it myself here..but since the uncensored trailer has nudity in it...I'd get in trouble for posting links to porn on here..lol

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This is shocking. I'm shocked. I think I'm gonna have to watch this just to confirm how shocked I am.
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what will shock me Logan is if you can make it more than 20 mins through this film without turning into a braindead monkey...lol. Yeah, it's that bad. But if you, or anyone else for that matter, do somehow make it through this movie in it's entirety..I'd love to read some reactions.
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