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Stitch Groover
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I wonder if any of these will make sense to anyone here? Feel free to ask questions!

1. You know the meaning of the word "girt"
2. You waddle when you walk because of the 53 expired petrol vouchers in your wallet.
3. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal like watering your garden.
4. When you hear that an American roots for his team, you wonder how often and with whom?
5. You can translate "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas"
6. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.
7. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be shortened to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be shortened to "Woy".
8. You understand that "excuse me" can sound rude, while "'scuse me" is always polite.
9. You know what it's like to swallow a fly via your nose.
10. You know that "you" has a plural, and that it is "youse"
11. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to touch"
12. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutally strip searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
13. You know, despite what the tourist books say", no one ever says "cobber"

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journey
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You refer to a crocodile taking half your leg off as "a love tap" or four cases of beer as a "warm up"... [Big Grin]
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Kash
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You know both sets of lyrics to Tie Me Kangeroo Down
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