"Oh, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw! What, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you, though! (roll eyes)"
Contributed by: Noonan
"I bet you slice into the woods, a hundred bucks!"
"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir... and I never slice. Damn!"
"OK, you can owe me."
"I owe you nothing!"
Contributed by: Mike Reilly
Spalding get dressed, you're playing golf.
-No, Im not grampa, I'm playing tennis.
You're playing golf and you'll like it.
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