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BabyLove19781999
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A CHICAGO CONSPIRACY THEORY

FIRST, BARACK OBAMA, A BLACK CHICAGO POLITICIAN FROM HAWAII, BORN IN 1961, IS ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN 2008, THEN IN 2010 THE CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WIN THEIR FOURTH STANLEY CUP IN FRANCHISE HISTORY, BUT THEIR FIRST SINCE 1961, THE YEAR OF BARACK OBAMA'S BIRTH, AND THEN, CHICAGO THE BAND IS INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME SOMETIME DURING BARACK OBAMA'S EIGHT YEARS/TWO TERMS AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

BARACK OBAMA IS BLACK AND HE IS FROM CHICAGO.
THE CHICAGO NHL TEAM IS CALLED THE BLACKHAWKS.
CHICAGO THE BAND PLAYS THE MUSIC OF BLACK PEOPLE.

THIS YEAR, DUSTIN BYFUGLIEN (PRONOUNCED BUFFLIN) BECAME THE FIRST BLACK GOAL SCORER AND FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN IN NHL HISTORY TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE DID IT DURING A BARACK OBAMA PRESIDENCY. GRANT FUHR WAS THE FIRST BLACK GOALTENDER AND FIRST BLACK HOCKEY PLAYER PERIOD TO WIN THE STANLEY CUP AND HE DID IT FIVE TIMES WITH THE EDMONTON OILERS BETWEEN 1984 AND 1990, BUT GRANT FUHR WAS CANADIAN. WAYNE GRETZKY, WHO WAS GRANT FUHR'S TEAMMATE ON THE EDMONTON OILERS, WAS BORN IN 1961, THE SAME YEAR AS BARACK OBAMA, AND WHEN HE RETIRED HE HELD 61 NHL RECORDS.

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Funny stuff, some coincidences [Cool]
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I think a more interesting story is that of how Seven of Nine (Star Trek Voyager) is responsible for the presidency of Barack Obama.

Jeri Ryan, the actress who portrayed Seven of Nine, had been married to Jack Ryan between 1991 and 1999. During 2004, Jack Ryan was the Republican senate candidate for Illinois, and their divorce and custody records were released to the public. It was made public that the major reason for the divorce was that Jack had been forcing Jeri to accompany him to sex clubs, to perform acts on him publicly in these " bizarre clubs with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling".

This scandal led to Jack Ryan pulling out of the running for the senate. At election time, the Democrat candidate won in a landslide - that candidate was Barack Obama!

So thanks Seven of Nine for bringing us Barack Obama. It's nice to see Borg technology being used for good instead of creepy green evil.

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