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Stitch Groover
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Footloose 2: Looser than ever

Kevin Bacon (who makes a cameo) has a nephew in New York, where the mayor (played by Stephen Seagal) has outlawed dancing. It's up to the nephew and a group of friends (an artist, a jock, a rapper, a girl with a troubled past, and the mayor's daughter) to prove to the mayor that if they call all dance together everything will be alright.

Bigger Trouble in Little China

This time Jack Burton will be played by Stephen Seagal, and will find him helping an army of insurgents fighting against a corrupt local government. In the finale, he would use a jetpack and fight a robot ninja.

13 Angry Men

Carrying on from 12 Angry Men, this features Stephen Seagal as a frustrated juror who believes the man on trial is innocent. Given that this is set in the modern day, forensics will prove him right early on, meaning the rest of the movie will be spent explaining why there's an extra juror and watching Seagal take down a bunch of bank robbers who try to hold up the courtroom.

Hannibal Lector's Beach Bonanza

Hannibal the Cannibal throws a beach party over the weekend for the more refined teenage members of society. They sunbathe, play volleyball and eat Lector's delicious barbeque. They soon start to notice their numbers dwindling and the psychopathic doctor (Stephen Seagal) stalks the characters across the beach. Would feature some nudity from all female cast members except for the one in Gossip Girl. One strong willed young lady thinks she has Lector defeated, but when she looks back the body is gone!

Straw Dogs 2: Hoffman goes bananas

In this sequel, Dustin Hoffman (portrayed by Stephen Seagal) has traded his wife in for a younger model. They head out into the woods so he can get back to work on his fractions and long division, only to find their house set upon by surly locals. Fortunately, Hoffman has spent his time since the last movie learning to be a ninja and stockpiling weapons. He arms his new lady friend (who happened to be sunbathing at the time and so spends the rest of the film in a bikini) with a couple of pistols and they have a massive shootout with the intruders.

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Under Seige 3: Urban Fury

Terrorists take control of a mobile library bus, but unbeknownst to them an ex-Navy Seal (Kelsey Grammar) is trying to return Fly Fishing by JR Hartley.

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