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Just having a quick 5 minute RIB (Random Internet Browse) and ended up somehow at the following site for Acme Corporation. Now we all know ACME (or ACompany that Makes Everything) from the Road Runner and Wily E. Coyote toons. but I never realised just how much stuff they made, until I browsed their catalog, at http://home.nc.rr.com/tuco/looney/acme/acme.html .
My favorites would be the Disintegrating Pistol (when you pull the trigger, it disintegrates) and the Triple Strength Fortified Leg Muscle Vitamins, which kept running even when Wily wanted to stop - such as the edge of a cliff.....
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Too bad we couldn't just import the higher quality A-1 Disintegrating Pistol in use on Mars, guaranteed to work even in the event the victim is wearing a functional disintegration proof vest.
My own favorite are the earthquake pills, which no children's party should really be complete without. Only they should reformulate them so they don't wear off as quickly even when you overdose on them to test whether they work.
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